dumbmodel.comLabProof tools--:--
Lab
The arcade is the game. These are the measured diagnostics behind dumbmodel.com — same eval gates, no marketing scores.
Health Check
Paste text, get measured collapse diagnostics — effective rank, utilization, redundancy.
Compare models
Same query, same corpus — side-by-side RAG retrieval against commercial baselines.
Hall of Cone
Reference panel of baseline embedders ranked by effective rank.
Museum of Collapse
Failure modes we measure against: anisotropy, dimension starvation, MRL cliffs.