The Arcadedumbmodel.com
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The engine

Lab

The arcade is the game. These are the measured diagnostics behind dumbmodel.com — same eval gates, no marketing scores.

Tools

Health Check

Paste text, get measured collapse diagnostics — effective rank, utilization, redundancy.

Compare models

Same query, same corpus — side-by-side RAG retrieval against commercial baselines.

Hall of Cone

Reference panel of baseline embedders ranked by effective rank.

Museum of Collapse

Failure modes we measure against: anisotropy, dimension starvation, MRL cliffs.

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